Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
$32 in tips tonight.
Hell to the yes.
Transgenders in college dorms
smogfry: So, I’m sitting here listening to the news and one of the main issues on the news is about where to put transgenders in a college dorm, like we don’t have more important issues to worry about and as if the answer isn’t simple? To me the answer is very simple, if the person was born a boy and became a woman, then you put them in a dorm with other women. If the person in question was born...
What grades determine:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable What grades do NOT determine: Your intelligence Your...
Being dead tired and unprepared for the day's...
because of staying up damn near all night with the girlfriend. Can’t say I am complaining though
“You know, something just occurred to me.
leftish: Maybe I shouldn’t say this out loud because the Republicans might pick this ball up and run with it, but Christopher Columbus brought several ships full of undocumented immigrants to this country in 1492. And I think that that’s something that the Republicans could really roll with and try to pin this one on Obama, as well.” ~ Keith Olbermann
Its come to my attention that I am an "amazing...
The attempt by Republican men to wrestle American women back into chastity belts...– Don’t Tread on Us - NYTimes.com That’s right GOP, keep demeaning the women and we will release the Clinton! (via zainyk) Omg we will release the Clinton. (via girlargueswithtree) We will release the Clinton. (via tenderstatue) LORD HAVE MERCY THE CLINTON HAS RISEN ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO...
Machistado: devendras-mistress: thenoobyorker:... →
devendras-mistress: thenoobyorker: murdermetonymy: “Rape wouldn’t be such a big deal if our culture didn’t lead women to believe from an early age that it “broke them” & ruined their lives” -An actual quote from Reddit Jesus Cristo. Translation: Rape is only a big deal…
Obama is the son of a white mother and a black father, a marriage that remains...– Poll: Obama’s a Muslim to many GOP voters in Alabama, Mississippi I’m sorry, 29% of GOP voters in Mississippi and 21% in Alabama believe interracial marriage should be illegal? What century is this? (via mohandasgandhi)
Nudity and Nerdery: I'm just gonna say it.... →
darkest-alchemy: Hmm, OK, let’s take this point by point, shall we? “I’m just gonna say it. Sherlock Holmes is a terrible movie.” Well you have the right to your opinion. That doesn’t make it “truth” or a fact though. “I mean, how many of you actually READ Sherlock Holmes?” Plenty…. Best reply ever
So, how much judgment will I bring upon myself if...
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
if you hadn't read the books..
dr-sherlock-potter: You wouldn’t know who Peeves was. You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family. You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald. You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders. You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past. You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.” You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past. You wouldn’t know much about...
That moment when...
You realize you have never made the first move in starting a relationship.
Have you ever just walked down the hall pretending...
When unfamiliar students recognize you as an RA...
lovely-sugar: Every damn day
Just keep telling yourself happiness is...
…lest you fall into a true depressed state.
I am in the uncomfortable position of needing UK...
because if they make it to the Final Four or beyond, I am going to have to put my job at risk. Because Wrestlemania is Final Four weekend - and I am not going to let the money I have spent to experience it go to waste (and to be honest, its more important to me than UK doing well). Also: fuck you reslife for refusing to accept this as an excuse, despite my having spent a ton of money before...
New York Times casually opens its op-ed pages for Israeli officials or former...– As’ad AbuKhalil (via matryoshhka)